Pasty and chip's.

Who am I?,I sometimes sit on a park bench when the rain is in  the sky,
I love to observe the bin's and watch the wasps fly out and in.
I often shout when my parents are a long time away,I love, to dance on the grass
and bring the worms out to play they never last long,but that's ok.

Who am I?,I have only one leg my other was shot off,the boy that did it laughed a lot,
but I returned the favour with a fishy splat on his large head "what a shot" but I hardly wanted him dead.

Who am I?, a cursed at critter with my own agenda inside,I love ice cream I snatch it off children and make them cry.
I love a man holding a gorgeous dish,for I will creep up behind and whip his fish!!
I never complain when at home on my ledge about my brothers and sisters stolen while still in there egg's.
It's a hard life you see but I make the best I take myself off early and do some surfing on the crest.

Who am I?,well you have probably guessed,I live at the seaside beside the knotted hanky ,and the stained string vest.So when you next see me,"throw us a chip"but don't turn your back or your pasty I will whip.

The answer to the question who am I,well I am Mr C.G.ull a resilient guy!!!!!

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